Once upon a time the butthurt brigade sent its most butthurt members yet at the admins. One caused chaos. They smeered their stupidity on the citizens of TrollpastaChatia. People just wanting to talk about a bad sonic.exe parody were sent links to a very mind-numbling stupid thread on the Creepypasta Wiki.
GamerRanger was banned by AnusTurd with the help of EVIL PATRIXXX.
Then one admin tried to defend herself against the butthurts but the butthurts were to strong. Eventually she went to smoke dem cigars. Then out of nowhere one butthurt came in, and then two, then three! Eventually the chatia was infected with butthurtness! The admins could nothing to stop the stupidity. They took over the chat and made fun of Fatal. The butthurtness was too strong and all of the chat exploded causing the butthurts to get even more butthurt!!! They spreaded to the stupidest parts of the internet inculding 4chan,9gag,change.org, and more. They protested with all there butthurtness.
Then EVIL PATRIXXX,Sanic,SPONGEBOXXX,SQUIWARXXX,Jeffery and all of the Trollpasta characters got out of there thrones and grabbed there mighty banhammers and when they slammed it on the ground the butthrut was no more.
The End
Credits
GamerRanger for writing this.
The female admin for defending herself against the butthurts.
No credit to the butthurts.
The trilogy will continue in "Teh Crybaby Wars".